Monday, February 11, 2008

Micro Retro Reviews Volume 2

On today's program, we scope out some radical games on the Sega Genesis, Nintendo 64, and the NES! Tubular!

Star Gladiator - PlayStation, 1996
Hey, ever wanted to play a Star Wars fighting game? What, Masters of Tera Kasi blew? Well just play this and pretend the clearly ripped off characters are real Star Wars personalities.


Hey You, Pikachu - N64, 2000
I got this game cheap, thankfully. An interesting journey into seeing how a microphone works on an N64, but try as I may, Pikachu won't dance the Charleston. Or do anything else I needlessly mumble into the microphone.

Batman: Return of the Joker - Genesis, 1992
A psychological exploration into the effects of Stockholm Syndrome. Just kidding, it's some fat guy dressed as Batman who stole Mega Man's weapons making people explode.


WCW World Championship Wrestling - NES, 1990
World Championship Wrestling World Championship Wrestling? NWA stars utilize MMA kicks and die violent deaths if counted out, to the delight of the audience.



Cyborg Hunter - Sega Master System, 1988
The guy on the cover looks like a stormtrooper without a helmet shooting a monstrous Boba Fett. The radar sucks and I got confused by the enemies' attack patterns, but cyborgs are badass.

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