It's no secret amongst my friends and family that I'm a big fan of 80's horror movies; it's also no big secret that the Friday the 13th series happens to be my favorite of that said genre. With that being said, I know a lot of kids growing up today just aren't into the old-fashioned style of horror movies, and are more into newfangled guff such as the Saw series. With that in mind, I present you little ragamuffins with an easy to read summary guide on the Friday the 13th series, sure to help you understand what it's all about.Friday the 13th: My grandmother runs around killing teens and Kevin Bacon.
Friday the 13th Part 2: A deformed Axl Rose runs around with a bag on his head.
Friday the 13th Part 3: Sloth from The Goonies steals a fat permed 80's teen's classic styled hockey mask, despite that type of mask not being used in decades.
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter: They lie.
Friday the 13th: A New Beginning: A pissed off paramedic kills at risk teens at a halfway house for no apparent reason.
Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives: Jason's skeleton is struck by lightning, grows flesh, and lives.
Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood: Jason gets shit thrown at him by a girl's brain.
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan: Jason spends two minutes in Canada.
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday: Jason spends two minutes onscreen.
Jason X: Jason is awakened by teen sex and puts some plastic metal on.
Freddy vs Jason: Jason uses MapQuest to find Elm Street.
1 comment:
Hahaha, this was awesome. A few issues though:
1)That Roy dude doesn't kill people for "no reason" in part 5, it's because the crazy dude with an axe kills his retarded nephew or something (the fat kid with the chocolate bar) at the beginning.
2)I don't remember Jason "growing flesh" in part 6 - He just sorta reanimates, he's all rotted and stuff, but he's not a skeleton... It's the first film featuring "zombie jason", a true classic (my second favourite of the series, after part 4)
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